We're not conspiracy theorists here at APE...
But when a man does things – time and time again – that are SO blatantly harmful to humans…
You start to wonder.
As the old saying goes…
Fool me once. Shame on you.
Fool me twice. Shame on me.
Try to fool us 10 times? Let's write an email breaking this down.
Here are 5 reasons why Bill Gates ISN'T the philanthropist he pretends to be:
🧱1. He's the biggest farmland owner in America
270,000+ acres and counting.
270,000+ acres and counting.
That's more land than all Native Americans own combined.
While telling YOU to eat lab-grown "meat" and cricket protein.
In a 2021 MIT interview, he said rich nations should move to 100% synthetic beef.
Just imagine Bill showing up at your BBQ with a clipboard:
"Sorry, that’s one too many steaks, citizen."
Basically, he’s busy buying up the land where real food grows and then not growing food on it —
While telling you traditional farming “isn’t sustainable or scalable.
🧪2. He’s all-in on Frankenfoods
Gates has poured millions into Beyond Meat, Impossible Foods, and other ultra-processed plant substitutes.
Then…
Surprise!
Starts preaching that we all need to ditch meat for “climate change.”
He COULD support regenerative farming, a proven, soil-healing, carbon-sequestering solution.
But nope.
His “green” ideas always seem to involve more patents, more factories, and more control.
Nothing fishy about profiting from the solution you’re promoting... 👀
Yeah, the chemical giants behind glyphosate (a.k.a. RoundUp), a weed killer now linked to cancer and the target of billions in lawsuit payouts.
You’d think a guy claiming to “feed the world sustainably” would steer clear of known carcinogens.
But apparently, “sustainable” just means “profitable.”
💀 4. His "solutions" create more health problems
Ultra-processed fake meats are linked to heart disease, inflammation, and nutrient deficiencies.
Yet he wants to replace your grass-fed steak with a soy patty made in a biotech lab.
And don't forget: he donates billions to his own foundation, gets a tax break…
Then reinvests that money into companies that make him more money.
Climate crusader? Or just a guy who found a genius way to recycle money? 🤔
💊 5. He profits from keeping you sick
The same guy pushing fake food also happens to have massive investments in Big Pharma.
Malnourished, chronically ill people are great repeat customers for drug companies.
It's almost like he’s engineering the problem and selling the “cure.”
But sure… keep trusting the billionaire who thinks dinner should come from a petri dish!
Here’s the thing, {{ person.first_name|default:'our dear community' }}...
While Gates plays monopoly with our food system...
Real farmers are out there doing the hard work of actually healing the planet – and our health.
The regenerative farms we source from?
They're actually...
✅ Sequestering carbon naturally
✅ Rebuilding soil health
✅ Supporting biodiversity
✅ Producing nutrient-dense food that actually nourishes you
✅ Rebuilding soil health
✅ Supporting biodiversity
✅ Producing nutrient-dense food that actually nourishes you
No labs.
No synthetic soy sludge.
No making the poison and selling the cure.
Just nature doing what it’s done for thousands of years - with a little help from people who care.
The animals are respected.
The farmers make a real living.
And you get food that fuels health, not disease.
So while Gates is busy earning himself a golden throne in hell…
We’re out here sourcing real food from farms that give a damn.
Because maybe… just maybe..
The answer isn't more technology.
It's going back to how humans have eaten for 99.9% of our existence:
Nose-to-tail. Nutrient-dense. Real.
Just a thought...
- the APE team